Posts Tagged ‘douchebag’

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Rush go BOOM

August 2, 2010

DCRU Colin, Cardsnumber7, OogBilly, Me. Other than posting BFBC2 vids to YouTube we also have something else in common – we’re fed up with C4 on Mcoms, or Mines on Mcoms, or Engineer/Assault combos firing rockets at the Mcom from across the map.

There are probably others who’re fed up with it too, but it seems that over the past week a great schism has formed on the Battlefield. On the one side you have the score whore douchebags who don’t give a toss about actually playing the game, and on the other the players who just want to have a decent game.

That’s the problem with console gaming – you can’t set up your own game with specific rules. Come on, this is the 21st Century – surely we can get our own private lobbies with our own rules (or the rules of the game, as the case may be). Even if the results didn’t count towards your global score (like in Onslaught) to prevent the other pantheon of douchebaggery – Boosting.

OogBilly – *NSFW*

DCRU Colin

Me

Oh, and before anyone comes out with the “It’s easy to defend against C4…” nuggets of wisdom, allow me to declare bullshit straight away. If it was easy to defend against then there wouldn’t be so many people who are fed up with it. And the ability to defend against it has NOTHING to do with the skill level of the defenders – it takes ONE ticket to destroy an MCom out of 75. So for each base only 2:75 need to get to the base. I’d also like to throw it out there that I reckon the worst C4 abusers (and defenders of the tactic) probably don’t bother to play in defense games anyway, instead backing out to rejoin as attackers to score the oodles of points they so desperately crave.

Peas and loaves

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If I Built a House…

July 25, 2010

I’d make sure that anyone that came to visit took their shoes off at the door, didn’t kick the dog, and certainly didn’t take a massive dump on the living room rug.

Similarly, if I was attempting to build a friendly online community I wouldn’t stand by while a supposed friend told his subscribers to register at the site for no reason other than to flame someone who is a complete internet nobody (well, they were a nobody until the “friend” lit them up).

What am I on about?

This: Excerpt from Painkiller Episode 14 with Wingsofredemption, Woodysgamertag, and FPSKyle

And before Wingsofredemption pulls his usual stunt and attempts to get this removed for violating copyright……: Copyright information: Source: painkilleralready Copyright Status: Fairuse for commentary, criticism, news reporting, research, teaching or scholarship.


Protected for fair usage under commentary, criticism and reporting.

Here’s the transcript:

Wings: Hey Woody, what is this karma thing on the site?
Woody: It’s just… anyone can give or take karma and over time it’s supposed to be a kind of reputation. You know, if you write good posts… if anyone makes me laugh, I’ll give them a thumbs up, or if they start off a topic that, um, that I thought, you know, led to some good or insightful conversation then they get a thumbs up too. I just dish out karma [Wingsofredemption interrupts and talks over the last part]
Wings: Alright, here’s what I want happen, here’s what I want from my subscribers: I want you to register at hai…hupitgaming dot com. In the uh main gaming thread there’s a thing called “another wingsofredemption thread”. The main hater, his name is Bo Royt [BROYT] [laughing from others] Thumb that nigger down [laughing from Woodysgamertag and FPSKyle]
Woody: He’s going to have negatve 900.
Wings: I want his karma to say, like negative ten thousand. [more laughter]
Woody: There is some guy, and I forget what the topic was, but he started a topic and it was like a total hater topic of one or another, and then he started another thread saying ‘I think hackers have invaded your site and given me a negative karma..” haha I think you’re a jackass.

Wingsofredemption sends his fanboys after many people, Optic, Hutch, KenBurton…. the list goes on. Normally that person has a fan base to defend them (but what’s the point? honestly?). But to ‘send the boys round’ over some pointless troll on a completely different site is only something that a cowardly bully would do. It’s not like WoR is even active on the hupit site, the only posts he makes are to tell the world how he is like totally awesome and everyone else sucks. By doing this WoR is actually being a bigger troll than the troll to begin with – especially as it is the moderators and admins that have to deal with the influx of emotionally unstable teens who are only too eager to trash something at this apparent adult’s behest.

And yet Woody stood by and allowed him to take a massive dump on his rug. To be honest, I am very disappointed.

Peas and loaves

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Teeny Tiny Blupdate #2

June 24, 2010

Just a couple of quickies and a question/poll then normal service will be resumed.

Anyone remember the film ‘Field of Dreams’ with Kevin Costner, Ray Liotta, James Earl Jones (“I am your father, Luke…“), Burt Lancaster and some other people? Well, if you haven’t seen it, or erased it from your memory the tag line was “Build it, they will come….” Ooooh spooky. Or obvious. But right now I’ve sort of forgotten where I was going with the analogy…. so I’ll do some paraphrasing instead: “Write it and someone will read it…eventually”.

I posted in the last Weekly-ish Update that Tallon on Boards.ie had linked through to the “Wings of Redemption Alienates Subscribers” post, then earlier on today I had a post on my YouTube channel from fistycoffs or whatever his name is asking if I (MrCheapkills) was Evil Dave:

Being the polite kind of chap I am, I left a message on his profile confirming who I was:

I didn’t really think much of it as boyo b’there doesn’t figure on my radar, but when I checked the stats here I found a massive spike in the traffic:

So all the traffic was being driven to the Wings post, and from a vid by fistythingy. But why?…. Well it turned out that he’d copy and pasted the majority of the WoR post as the description. Turns out though that Fistadoodle was just looking for some Internet Drama:

Well, thanks for the traffic boost F, it was really helpful, get me a bit better known out there. But as for hurt feelings and internet drama……. judging by the comments on the vid I don’t think your motivation had quite the outcome you had hoped. Better luck next time (and for your information, I’ve been around too long to have my feelings hurt).

And just to reiterate, the original WoR post was about INTEGRITY and RESPECT, those qualities are very important to me – it also explains why I am not subscribed to Mr F.

The YouTube stats have either calmed down, or all those ladies of a certain age have realised that Daniel O’Donnell has not started posting gaming vids on YouTube after all:

Ladies…. it’s been emotional, and a pleasure.

Quick Quiz – Two Questions:

And lastly, why doesn’t Sony allow you to reply to messages or accept/send Friend Requests via the playstation.com site? I don’t turn the PS3 on every day and so when I see Friend Requests sitting there I feel a bit guilty for not accepting them straight away – but I can’t. So if anyone reading this has sent me a Friend Request (there are a couple sitting there right now) – I’m not ignoring you, I accept pretty much all Friend Requests as soon as I can get on the console. Sony (because I know that the head guys read this blog religiously) sort it out so that we can have more functionality via the website please.

Peas and loaves.

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Game Results 17-03-2010

March 17, 2010

I changed it up a little bit tonight as I was finding that running fully silenced classes (inlcuding Cold Blooded and Ninja) were benefiting the other team rather than me. I was getting killed way too easily. So I swapped out Cold Blooded Pro for Stopping Power. I’m also using the Spas-12 quite a bit as I want to unlock the holographic sight for it (27 more kills to unlock – but you never get Highrise or Skidrow when you want it…). Not because I think the Holographic Sight would be useful – but because I’ve never seen it used. The Pro-Pipe is also on the FAL as I want to unlock the Shotgun attachment for it (9 more Pro-Pipe kills and it’s mine!).

Loadout: FFA (but not any more)
Primary: Tar-21 w/Red Dot Sight
Secondary: Spas-12 w/Grip
Equipment: Claymore
Special Grenades: Stun Grenades
Perk 1: Scavenger Pro
Perk 2: Stopping Power Pro
Perk 3: Ninja Pro
Deathstreak: Painkiller

Loadout: FAL
Primary: FAL w/Pro-Pipe and Holographic Sight
Secondary: Spas-12 w/Grip
Equipment: Claymore
Special Grenades: Stun Grenades
Perk 1: Bling
Perk 2: Stopping Power Pro
Perk 3: Ninja Pro
Deathstreak: Pain Killer

Game Type: Mercenary Team Death Match
Map and Score Details:
Underpass – Loss: 9 – 1 – 3 (FAL and Anti-Air Class)*
Scrapyard – Win: 8 – 2 – 6 (FFA)
Afghan – Win: 10 – 3 – 5 (FAL)
Rundown – Win: 8 – 1 – 8 (FAL)

*The reason we lost that match was because a 7th Prestige player called Stonerh20 went 2 – 27!?! Two kills for 27 deaths…..7th Prestige!? I’m thinking that there was some boosting going on there, either that or he set himself the challenge of only getting kills by shin kicking. But come on – he handed over a third of the kills to the other side! Ridickeruss!

Killstreak Rewards: (3) UAV – (4) Counter UAV – (5) Predator Missile

Don’t forget to help me decide which Assault Rifle and Secondary Class I should level up next. If you haven’t voted yet, there is still time. Polls close tonight (Wednesday, before I go online using whatever the most popular choice is):


Peas and loaves.

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YouTube CC, KEN, and Another Hauppage Update

March 5, 2010

YouTube CC

I love Google and what they do so don’t take this as Google/YouTube bashing, but their new innovation on YouTube is, as the cool kids say, FAIL. What is it if you haven’t seen it? Closed Captioning – or subtitles to us in the UK. They’re designed for people with hearing difficulties, by printing out the dialogue on screen. I use them, not because I’m hard of hearing, but when you have kids/babies in the house it’s the best way to watch the telly because the kids are asleep, or are awake and playing LET’S MAKE AS MUCH NOISE AS POSSIBLE EVERY TIME SOMEONE SPEAKS ON THE MAGIC BOX.

Anyone who regularly uses subtitles or close captioning will know a couple of things about them:
1 – On pre-recorded programmes and films they are great
2 – They’re not always word for word with what is being said
3 – They are typed by deaf illiterate chimps for live programmes like the news

So here’s the thing, YouTube/Google have implemented a beta Closed Captioning service on the videos, I tried it on mine……hilarity ensued. You’ve got to try it – choose any video at random. It’s like when the first speech recognition came out…..

KEN

In Ken Burton’s QA video he answered the question about what can actually be done about online douchery. Here is his answer:

Obviously it’s not a perfect solution, but this is not a perfect world, otherwise there wouldn’t be any douchebags to mute, thus rendering the KEN campaign moot. What the KEN tag really means is that the person wearing it is not going to indulge douchey bullshit. That’s it.

Hauppage Update

Okay, I know from experience that people who buy on ebay have a real problem with actually reading the title, description or even looking at the pictures, but there is only so much you can do to make it as clear as possible what you are selling. So when I put my surfboard on there I put in MASSIVE RED LETTERS collection only, the P&P section said collection only, so I was surprised when a guy from the other side of the country was the winning bidder and then emailed me to ask how much delivery would be…….yup.

Anyway, hopefully that’s sorted, and as long as he pays and doesn’t mess me about it means that I’m about two thirds of the way to the Hauppage which I will now be getting from Play.com. I can get it for a couple of quid (literally) cheaper from some other supplier, but I’ve never heard of this other company and I have dealt with Play before.

In other news:

Gameplay tonight – Mercenary Team Death Match. Using mainly the blinged FAL with silencer and holographic sight, Spas with grip, claymore, stun grenades, Stopping Power Pro and Ninja Pro. Although on the last game on Underpass I had to change to my Anti-Air class as my team was totally outclassed and had to shoot down the enemy air support to stop it being a complete rout. I was also using my Cheap Freaks on sensitivity 7 and was playing fairly conservatively as I need to get used to this new set up.

Maps and outcome -
Underpass – Win – 6-2
Karachi – Win – 7-2
Estate – Lose – 6-6 (stupid sniper in the garage)
Underpass (again) – Lose – 6-3

Definitely not beast scores, but apart from Estate I think I upheld my Two Commandments fairly well.

Peas and loaves.

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Enough of the Wings vs Ken rubbish!

February 20, 2010

Pretty much as the title says.

I’ve had a spike of hits on this blog over the past couple of days. Now this blog is new, I’m new to blogging and to be honest I don’t think it’s particularly well written or coherent in places so an increase in views makes me think that something is up. And it is:

Search Terms for this Blog

Search Terms for this Blog

I appreciate everyone who chances upon my ramblings and takes the time to wade through an entire post (that shows true grit and determination). But it makes me sad that the whole issue of whether to play nice, or be an abusive puke is getting so much search time. The internet is not the real world, but what happens in cyberspace can have a knock on effect to real life – and how you are in real life is generally a reflected by your attitudes online.

I could understand the knocking of Ken’s campaign if he was asking for money, or gifts, or adoration….or anything. But he’s not, he doesn’t even ask that you wear the [KEN] tag, the only thing he asks is to have a bit of respect and have fun…..is that so wrong? Well obviously WoR thinks so. But there we are, respect breeds respect and WoR has none to grow.

As OnlyUseMeBlade puts it in this video about YouTube commentating – if you’re a douchebag in real life, it’ll come across in your videos:

Although the whole Modern Warfare 2 and FPS games in general are based on killing the other team – you don’t have to be an arsehole about it. The aim of the game is winning, not to be the biggest douche.

I’m not posting any more on this topic. Yup, page views are cool, but I’d rather have visitors for the right reasons.

Peas and loaves.

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